Here's to ten years of shaving

The real date is sometime in April, but I'll never remember to post this around that time.

At this point in the facial hair battle, this soldier of manhood can report a slight shadow on the face, albeit limited in this soldier's case due to controlled shaving expeditions, sometimes as an adaptive measure to fend off the cold, at other times to scare smaller, fairer prey into cowering as the soldier walks by on the street.

Average time of beard retrieval is found to be 4 days. However, a propererly scary beard takes 7 days.

Current facial status: 8 day beard.
Shaving prospects: None sighted.