Another music post... Whatever, sue me.
This post is written from the perspective of, and with the linguistic flavour of a true Brooklynite. Hailing from the corner of Ward and Emerson in the heart of Brooklyn, this person now lives inside me. Check the rhyme scheme ya'll.
I'm gonna take a few seconds to address all the haters, ok?
Look you dimwit, Mos Def is the bomb. The shnizzle in my nizzle. The muchacho. The carnal emanating rays of carnelismo. The man. The boombaprapclap. Mos Definitely bringin' heat and making people feel queasy cuz they ain't got no bones to hear the new shit as it comes out, and want the same old type ish where a rapper be talking in the same manner, over the same beats, as the rest of the hiphop showcase in the local HMV joint.
So.. I say, fuck that hip hop. Cuz what my boy Mos is bringin' right now, is sweet chin music. Aka the truth.
I'm sick of people going on forums or emailing me asking what the eff is wrong with Mos. Ain't nothing wrong with Mos, he chillin'- you the one gettin' all antsy cuz he's doing something different while still calling his album a rap album. God forbid. Bring on the Ms. Fat Booty track and let these boys get their joneses on.
Its sad yo, how people can't grow themselves, and can't see someone else grow. Its pathetic, really. Get off that tip, or else stop saying you love Mos Def, go love The Game or Jeezy or whatver other pee brained, hormone driven rapper is doing the same "unnnh" thang these days. Cuz if you don't like change, you ain't ready for the next hip hop revolution, which is coming folks. Its coming. So get your punk asses off the couch and live with it.
Mos Def ya'll .. cheeba cheeba ya'll.
Mos Def. The Roots. Talib Kweli. Common. Pharoahe Mother***** Monch. Little Brother. Hi-Tek. El-P. Infact, the whole Def Jux Crew. K'naan. Outkast. Saul Williams. Thats Hip Hop. Find your bags and walk away if you think Christina Aguilera feat. P. Diddy classifies as hip hop. Infact find your bags now if you thought P.Diddy ever qualified as hip hop. He swaps names more than he swaps underwear. How you gonna tell me he all hard and from the streets and strugglin' and shit when he can pay 2 grand every month to gt his name legally changed to some other, even stupidder name? Fuck that ish, yo.
Didn't you hear K-OS a few years back? He clearly said it was the end of the jiggy era. Time for earthlings to take back their sense of self, and their eardrums. Wake the fuck up. Stop hatin' on new stuff, embrace change. I understand if you don't like it, but don't slam it just cuz you got a poor sense of whats new and hype, and what might actuallybe good but since your ass ain't neva heard it before, its got to be wack.
Look, honestly, this cd ain't boombastic. Its not a classic. But I love it. Its good music. And I for one, think that Mos' next cd will be off the hook. Geffen Records screwed around with his head for so long, he just wanted to have it over with. Having said that, its a damn nice cd. Its got some definite bangers on it. There are a few misses on this album, sure at some points the production could have been better. But just cuz of those reasons, people are writing the whole album off? Please man, you ain't even listen to this shit yet. Yet you're makin fun of the fact that it don't have a dope cover? That Mos went low budget on this ish? Ever heard you grandmama say, "Don't judge a book by its cover"? Ya'll are ignorant fools.
Next person steppin' outta line with some hate bullshit is gon' get the Katrina Clap for real. belie' dat!
Br.. Brrr... Brooklyn!..
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