Achtung!

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Telegram to Hip Hop:

Dear Hip Hop stop
This shit has gone too far stop
Please see that mixer and turntables are returned to Kool Herc stop
The ghettos are dancing off beat stop
The master of ceremonies have forgotten that they were once slaves and have neglected the occasion of this ceremony stop
Perhaps we should not have encouraged them to use cordless microphones, for they have walked too far from the source and are emitting a lesser frequency stop
Please inform all interested parties that cash nor murder have been added to the list of elements stop
We are discontinuing our current line of braggadocio, in light of the current trend in "realness" stop
As an alternative, we will be confiscating weed supplies and replacing them with magic mushrooms, in hopes of helping niggas see beyond their reality stop
Give my regards to Brooklyn stop

-- Excerpt from Telegram by Saul Williams