I like space for my junk ON the trunk.

I love old school cars. Not because of how they felt when you drove them. Or even for what now looks like sweet minimalism. No sir, I like old school cars cuz you could actually hop on and sit on their trunks and chill out. Today's sedans (and whatever else they're prodcuing these days) lack this essential quality. The trunk is so small and so well crafted (give credit where its due) that when a person who just wants to chill even thinks about hopping on and taking a seat, they are warned by an inanimate car's inanimate trunk that this would be a bad idea. Infact, in your purusuit of comfort and a place to sit, you might actually become uncomfortable trying to squeeze your desi butt onto the miniature outer trunk shell of a Toyota Corolla or a Honda Accord. Its a shame, really. Cuz I know plenty of cars that looked really good after I'd sat on them for a few hours and left them with a considerable dent that just added a uniqueness to the car no showroom's expert staff could ever provide. Where are the Buick Regals when you need them?