My New Years resolutions... 28 days late.

At long last I have time to copy my new year's resolutions from my diary onto this blog.I'm late I know, but being punctual was not on my new year's resolution list so fuckoff with your nit picking ways. Ready? deep breath.. Here we go:

- Become a better person

- Hate things less

- Swear less

- Kick a baby

- Stop believing that anything that rhymes is cool (it aint no thang but a chicken wang)

- Learn the Way of the samurai

- Learn to ride a pony

- Give birth

- Develop an Australian accent

- Start giving a shit