Dear Old Man Winter,

I miss you. I am sorry I cursed you in the past. I did not appreciate you as much as I should have. Now, all I want to do is go for a walk in fresh snow.. or go traybogganing down a hill.

I am writing to you not just bacause I wish to express regret over my actions in the past, I also hope that you can come to Karachi and show these damn Karachiites what Old Man Winter's wrath is all bout. Cuz they seem to think that 5 degrees above zero is close to the end of the world. Won't you come and freeze their bones so that they realise their folly. Please?

ps: stay away for the next five days please, I don't want you interrupting a good cricket match.

sincerely,
Warm Uzi