miscellany

This is your local shit disturber speaking. It seems that my arrival in Paris was punctuated with riots that have become increasingly hostile over the last few days. Chirac vows to eradicate the riots insisting that the republic by definition looks to maintain peace. Too bad that he didn't think too pull that out of his ass before cops got shot at yesterday. Good lookin' out Chirac.

The new Harry Potter movie, hmm i wonder if I am too old to attend the movie on its first dayt of release. I want to go, all signs point to an early arrival at the ticketing agent's but my heart is sorta telling me to look at my ID and read that I will be 24 years old just two days before the movie's release. Besides, there's no such thing as magic, its just a hoax to get my money.

I think I am ready for my first purchase in Doha. I'd rather not say what and where, but lets just say that if they have what I want, it shall be sweetness all the way to the bank. More on that tomorrow perhaps.

Our apartment still does not have a tv, radio or a computer. I'm typing this from an internet cafe which charges me 5 riyals every hour. I know that's only a buck fifty, but don't expect me not to get belligerent. Bastards.

And another thing, why is no one awake when I am online here? shit, you people stay awake all night and day supposedly reading and working on assignments but mostly high as kites and not one of you sorry mofos is online when poor lonely uzi needs to talk to someone in english. yeah, I do mean you. Curses.

what else? Its hot here. A nice comfortable 35 degrees today. Stupid weather. Obviously global warming hasn't got the memo on the global part, what happened to the reversal of fortuines for the desert regions? Cuz all I see is sweat and all I smell is my armpits. God bless the makers of Axe.

I'm dying for new music, specifically angry black people yelling. Anbyone want to suggest anything? I hope the RZA drops something soon, or I'm just gonna end up punching some poor Bengali out. its not his fault he can't speak english? Ok, point taken. but do they have to flush their noses on the main street while I'm standing beside them to cross the street? Kleenex bitch! 2005 motherfucker!

I'm in women withdrawal. You see hundreds of men and then the one woman you see in the lingerie section of a store is covered from head to toe in a black veil. Islam is a bitch sometimes.

This fucking moron behind me in the cafe keeps saying hello into a microphone.. he's done it about 700 times by now. Dude, the connection ain't there! Just cuz you keep saying hello hello hello won't make it work. get the fucking idea, jesus. There he goes again. Hello?? yeah this is your neighbour, shut the fuck up! By the way, that wife you're trying to talk to, she can't hear you! One word, Bukakei.

Shit disturber signing out.