Airborne dreams

Today i am excited. I have a contact who is willing to pitch my name and resume to the personnel manager at Qatar Airways. As per their website, ther are looking to hire staff in all areas of the company. I would be most interested in a job as Cabin Crew basically what you would know as a male steward.

I need to speak two languages which do not have to include Arabic, got that covered. I do not need a hotel school diploma, good cuz I ain't getting one. And I need to send in two pictures, that probably means they're looking for good- looking people. I wonder if I can send in pictures of Adrian. Yeah, about that colour change, it seems I have colouritis. I change colours frequently, but the good news is that I'm scheduled to be white next! I think I'll need pictures of Natty-chu in advance. Nihau, sorry but I'll take my chances with my own pic for when I'm supposed to be brown. Yeah, I know I'm a hater.

Seriously though, They offer an attractive compensation package which includes a paid apartment in Doha, expenses for food in Doha and the city your route takes you to, transportation to and from the airport, travel insurance and medical insurance. All that plus a uniform and your pay, which basically goes straight to savings or partying. Sweet deal if you ask me. Most attractive to me is the prospect of heavy travelling while working and of course, deep discounts on flights to anywhere I want to visit on my vacations, of which I get 45 paid days and which can be taken incrementally. That basically means atleast 8 five day stints in Brooklyn.

Let me tell you, if I get an interview, I intend to nail it. I mean nail it like it Adrian hard.
Hmm.. I wonder if sporadic chants to the glory of Brooklyn will increase my chances of a job, maybe I can get a raise even before I'm hired.

In all this, my ability to speak English fluently while also holding a Canadian passport in my backpocket will come in quite handy. So I'm told anyway. Good, cuz otherwise those 6 years in Canada before Mary Jane would have been a waste.

My bigggest concern? Besides the fact that the colourtis story is complete bullshit? Probably that they'll give me a route to somewhere in the United States and some dumbass will go and blow himself up on my plane all the while protesting how much Amarican cock is being sucked by the state of Qatar. Fucking bastards, as if being airborne with Americans wasn't punishment enough.

I'm hoping for a route to London though. Did you know that 150,000 lines of coke are done in London every night? And that even the river Thames shows heavy traces of the drug because so much of it is being excreted into the sewage system of London? Before you pooh-pooh London, let me ask you this, wouldn't you do as much coke if it rained in your city all day and night? I would. Shit, even Van-City has its drug of choice for such days, i.e. 365 days. Now you know I don't do drugs but London has to be one fun city. Besides, when I land in London at any time of the day or night, atleast 30,000 people will be jet lagged just like me. Plus they'll all want to talk as much as I do.London baby, Mary fucking Poppins, cuppa tea and ugly sets of teeth.

Wish me luck folks!