Parisians Beware!

Another poor country is about to fall to my conquering ways. I will be visiting France later this month to spend 6 days with my dear friend Magali. Well, some call her a whore, i just call her a best friend. Anyway, the french have no idea whats gonna be hitting them. Its like an asteroid they cannopt comprehend. I bring flatulence, disease and inhalers with me to pollute their country and their ways. Jacques Chirac will soon be askign George Bush for assistance in rounding up miscreants last seen in the vicinity of the Louvre. It should be tons of fun to say the least.

I plan on having lots of French food while in Paris. Hmm, one wonders if they just call it food there.. you think? maybe.. stranger things have happened. Like a blaket visa for all Canadians visiting France. Even those of Pakistani origins. You can't see it but I'm flashing an evil sardonic smile that is probably making the hunchback of notre dame hunch back farther than he has ever before.

Paris should be awesome. I don't want to get my hopes dashed so I'm really not thinking about it too much. But its bloody hard to do since I'm living in the jail cell inspired suburban hell hole that they lovingly call Mississauga, ON.