The human snot machine

Here's a stock tip: Johnson and Johnson. Why u ask? well cuz I have single handedly help this company surpass its quarterly income estimates. On my way back from Hmailton about three weks ago, I contracted a violent cold (thank you chantal), that has taken over my every waking minute.

How much snot can one man's nose make? I thought the answer would have been maybe 2 days .. or three at max.. but no, here i stand, swearing to you that I have gone through atleast fifteen boxes of tissues myself. My family has been spared the ordeal of this cold (possibly cuz they do not know chantal), but I have faced my unfair share of ostracization in their hopes of steering clear of both the snot and the germs.

it comes in yellow, it sometimes is a spinach green and strangely enuff, this snot is the island kind .. as in, it has no concept of time. I wake up mid sleep at 4 am and wake my whole house up due to violent sneezes that always seem to come in 7s - this fact having been point out to me by my ever alert brother just as I was hitting mid stride on my third set of sneezes. Thanks, but you can keep your math skills to yourself. I have a dustbin next to my bed that enjoys plenty of use these days as I keep dunking snot filled tissue into it on after another.

Not only do I have to take steroids for my asthma, I now have to treat my nose with a nasal steroid called Nasonex. Not that I'll have the ability to try it for a while, but I think I'm in the first stages of impotency. a funky spermy day to you, my friends...