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A lotta people ask me why I hate cell phones so much. Have I mentioned that by the way.. that I hate cell phones? Anyway, the reason is that you can't slam them down. If you get man at someone on a real phone.. "You can't talk to me that way.." SLAM. Problem solved. However, if you are having teh same conversation on a cell phone.. "hold on.. just let me find the key that turns this thing off... hang on.. I'm trying to hang up on you!"

While i'm on such topics.. lemme ask you this: how come you never see dead chickens on the side of the road? Come to think of it, I've never seen a chicken dead other than when its on route to my plate or on my plate. Chickens have the worst lives on earth by the way... ain't no chicken ever died of natural causes. They barely know they're on earth before we skin 'em. I would start a protest group on behalf of chickens but I got too many things on my plate. ooh, chicken!

I've been looking for a new computer lately. But the process is quite tedious to say the least. Cuz I really don't want to search for listings using my current computer. That seems sorta cruel doesn't it? Its like asking your dying spouse if she's got any cute friends. Speakign of computers, lets meet two individuals who are long dead. However, their stupidity and short sightedness might have outlived their grandchildren too...

"I think there is a world market for about five computers." --Thomas J. Watson, Chairman of IBM, 1943

"There is no reason for any individual to have a computer in their home."--Ken Olson, President, Digital Equipment Corporation, 1977

I know what you are thinking. These guys are dumbasses. I agree with you wholeheartedly but would like to remind you that this is a family site. Please keep such comments to yourself. What? Dead chickens? heavens forbid.. where?

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