R-I-Y-A-D-H motherfucker! SAY IT!

this is a rant.. it's rude.. read at your discretion.. Bourke, this is dedicated to you.

The capital of Saudia Arabia is Riyadh. However, American news stations insist on spelling it as RIAD. Why? Are you too dumb to use the extra two letters. It's not REEEAAAD .. it's REEEYYAD. There is a Y in there. Say it out loud. It's a Phonetic sound u stupid fucking bitches!
How is it that the country that runs our world has managed to gain such power even though its leader and many of it's citizens are too dumb or maybe too lazy to even pronounce and spell words correctly! Especially capital cities to their biggest trading partners !!

in the days of nixon and kennedy, they atleast had the decency to pronounce a country's name right before they decided to blow it to smithereens. Can u imagine what heresy would pour from Georgie's mouth if he had to say Vietnam everyday?

Next up MuchMoreMusic. They have this thing that during their video flows they'll show a song that to them is a really good track. They call it a choice cut. A choice cut is supposed to be good. A choice cut is almost always lamb. Preferably baby lamb as in veal.

But no, MuchMoreMusic for the last month or so has listed Uncle Kracker's new song as their choice cut. What? What kind of stupid shit is this? Is the world so destitute for musical talent that we now have to label uncle kracker as a choice cut singer. What happened to Britney? Anything but Uncle Kracker. God! Do these people even have musical knowledge? Ray Charles is turning in his grave. Or better yet, he's makinmg like a southerner and gettin' his shotgun!

Next, Global News.

I watch Global News every morning for five minutes. For this, I am sure I will die early. Those five minutes send my blood gushing to my head and my blood pressure rises higher than I can count.

The fucking high handed, condescending bullshit attitude that these newscasters put forth is apalling. This is media bias at its best. Global News never comes out and flatly condemns something, it's always little sly comments that tell u what audience they are looking to attract. Every time an issue of importance or even intrigue to conservative minded people comes up, they start making little comments that degrade the people they disagree with.

for example, yesterday they were talking abt the flag bearer of Canada. The little sly comments that they kept making that are called conversation chit chats were infact hardhitting opinions delivered with smiles. It pissed me off. Two days ago they were talking abt Michael Jackson and by the end of the story I was defending wacko jacko !!

if u get the chance .. watch this news channel just for one day. Listen carefully to what and how they say. This really is good propaganda media.

Today, they were talking about this lesbian couple that is now fighting for the chance to divorce legally. All of them were acting like this mere fact proves that gay and lesbian marriages are illegal, that they are unsafe because oh no! someone could get married as a gay couple and then the worst thing could happen.. they could divorce each other. Holy shit.. what abt the sancitity of marriage? ...

What pisses me off the most is that there is a brown guy named Farhad something on this show too. This stupid mofo has fucking sold out man. He has no ethnic qualities around him except for the fact that he is brown. Just like the conservatives like their coloured folks, coloured yet assimilated.

And, beside him sits this 25 or so year old bitch who has probably sucked more conservative cock than all the stiff women she's trying to impress with her homely conservative comments. Fuck them all.

this is exactly why i would move back to pakistan if the Alliance party ever came to power. You wanna know what Harper really talks like when he's with his friends.. watch Global News.