I've been rearranging letters for recreation and recompense since I was 10. there hasn't been any money yet, but I'm keeping the faith.

Tuesday, December 2

It's 6:16 am. I have not slept as of yet. Why? .. well.. I don't know really. No, really, I don't.

I just felt like doing some things I haven't done for a while, like watch sports highlights over and over again till you can tell other ppl what the sports newscaster will say ten seconds from now. And.. I stayed up bcuz I felt the urge to know everything. I have learnt some interesting things during my time up.. and being the nice guy I am, I'll going to share them with you. That way, atleast one of us can get some sleep. Here goes nothing..

1. The liquid inside young coconuts can be used as substitute for blood plasma.
2. No piece of paper can be folded in half more than 7 times.
3. Donkeys kill more people annually than plane crashes.
4. You burn more calories sleeping than you do watching television. (hallelujah!)
5. Oak trees do not produce acorns until they are fifty years of age or older.
6. The first product to have a bar code was Wrigley's gum.
7. The king of hearts is the only king without a mustache.
8. American Airlines saved $40,000 in 1987 by eliminating 1 olive from each salad served in first-class.
9. Venus is the only planet that rotates clockwise. (Aha!! No wonder women are from Venus. No natural law applies to them anyway) :)
10. Apples, not caffeine, are more efficient at waking you up in the morning.
11. Most dust particles in your house are made from dead skin.
12. The first owner of the Marlboro Company died of lung cancer. So did the first 'Marlboro Man.
13. Walt Disney was afraid of mice. (They didn't have the anti phobia pill back then.)
14. Pearls melt in vinegar.
15. The three most valuable brand names on earth: Marlboro, Coca Cola and Budweiser, in that order.
16. It is possible to lead a cow upstairs...but not downstairs. (Important information that should be passed on to your son or daughter when you are dying.)
17. A duck's quack doesn't echo and no one knows why. (that is actually pretty intriguing. Maybe that's why my mom never caught me when I was watching Donald Duck late at night... hmm.)
18. Dentists have recommended that a toothbrush be kept at least 6 feet away from a toilet to avoid airborne particles resulting from the flush.
19. Richard Millhouse Nixon was the first US president whose name contains all the letters from the word "criminal." The second? William Jefferson Clinton.
20. Turtles can breathe through their butts.

There you are ladies and gentlemen, my night's work.. information you will never use but which makes you a more interesting person cuz u know it.

Having done nothign constructive for the past six hours... I must now go to bed...