I've been rearranging letters for recreation and recompense since I was 10. there hasn't been any money yet, but I'm keeping the faith.

Sunday, August 10

just woke up.. it's 8 am.. i'm feeling much better after about 18 hours of sleep yesterday... teh family is going to a park with some friends today to bbq and have some fun.. i think I will tell them that I am still sick... that way i'll have atleast 5 hours of peace and quiet in the house where I can just chill and do what I like to do. listen to music without the noises of home surrounding me...

I might even get myself a sub today... mmm.. btw.. that new pizziola sub.. it ain't that good... i don't know what ure talking abt natraj.. i think i'm gonna have to go back to my usual grilled chicken... classic ..

that's the sign of a fat man btw... thinkin' abt lunch at 8am... :)

I did a shit load of surfin' yesterday... so here are some kick ass links to some really good articles..

-- Mel Gibson's new movie, The Passion, is causing quite a passionate stir.. especially within the global Jewish community.

-- India has invited Ariel Sharon, Prime Minister of Israel to a formal state visit. I have no idea what they are doing here... it'a bad move. period.

-- A BBC reporter tries to understand the motives and causes of the alleged recent anti-semitism in egyptian media.

-- www.warincontext.org is a very good site that delivers on what its title promises.

having given you some food for thought... here is my next philosophical/important/life altering question.. where the fuck are all my white socks. I had 20 pairs when I came home.. and now they are all gone.. what the fuck?

My prime suspects in this kidnapping investigation are:

1. The Washer (White Male, Hotpoint, Model 1994)
2. The Dryer (White Female, Hotpoint, Model 1994)
3. The Neighbour's Cat (Black Male) -- I see you.. you little son of a bitch.. i see you looking at my socks... wait till i catch you .. you little weasel..
4. My two brothers. DO NOT let their cute faces and happy go lucky attitudes fool you.. these two assholes are perfectly capable and situated to commit this crime...
5. My sister - This might be her sad, twisted way of getting back at me for the years of "elder brother" torture i put her thru... in which case.. she can look forward to some more damn torture once i prove her guilt.

All suspects names are being withheld due to legal reasons... you will be kept up to date on any breaking news as and when it occurs. Lastly, if my socks are reading this... I just want you to know that daddy loves you very much... we're coming to get you away from those horrible people. we're comin'...

that is all for this press conference...