ok... this is just strange.. this piece is from CBC's website ... the article is talking abt the Cannes Film Festival.. here is an excerpt:

"Meanwhile, The Brown Bunny, the most controversial and critically panned film of the festival, has sparked a war of words between its director Vincent Gallo and film critic Roger Ebert.

Ebert said Gallo's entry, which features a graphic oral sex scene, was the worst movie in the history of the festival.

Gallo apparently responded by calling the critic a "fat pig" who has a "physique like a slave trader." He also put a curse on Ebert's colon and prostate.

Ebert countered in his column that he "had a colonoscopy once and they let me watch it on TV. It was more entertaining than The Brown Bunny."

He ended the column by writing: "It is true that I am fat, but one day I will be thin and he will still be the director of The Brown Bunny."

.... now that is wierd